OMG I Am Manly, PH33R!
Jul. 19th, 2006 08:10 pmFurther proof of my masculinity, in case anyone doubted it.
The downstairs toilet has been running, and teh m0mmy poked her head in before she went to work to ask me to take a look at it sometime today. I have no idea where the hell she got the idea that I was a union plumber, or what she thinks I can do about it: am I supposed to lay my hands on the toilet and go, "By the powers invested in me by the State of Indiana and my obvious testosterone imbalance, I command the vile demons that have infested this toilet to come OUT!"?
Then again, women don't really get asked to look at toilets, so I guess this means the next time someone calls and wants to speak to The Man Of The House, Mom is going to hand the phone over to me.
Oh, gender identity! What joy it is!
The downstairs toilet has been running, and teh m0mmy poked her head in before she went to work to ask me to take a look at it sometime today. I have no idea where the hell she got the idea that I was a union plumber, or what she thinks I can do about it: am I supposed to lay my hands on the toilet and go, "By the powers invested in me by the State of Indiana and my obvious testosterone imbalance, I command the vile demons that have infested this toilet to come OUT!"?
Then again, women don't really get asked to look at toilets, so I guess this means the next time someone calls and wants to speak to The Man Of The House, Mom is going to hand the phone over to me.
Oh, gender identity! What joy it is!
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