Fabulous Time-Wasting Opportunity!

Say, folks! Are you bored at work? Trying to put off studying for that exam? Or are you just a connoisseur of shitty, ill-planned fantasy novels?

Be the envy of your neighborhood! Leave a comment, and be the first to read Lee's Magnum Opus, which she honest-to-God is really going to write this time! Installments will arrive at the end of the month, via the miracle of electronic mail! No criticism too harsh! (Provided that you tell me why I SUX, instead of just going, "U SUX".)

(Portions of the story will already be familiar to dethorats, treyvadi, and jurhael, assuming any of you remember the bits and pieces you got to see, so don't spoil it for everybody else by telling them how bad it sucks.)

THRILL to a bunch of worldbuilding crap!
ROLL YOUR EYES as Lee tries to provide necessary exposition without too much dialogue!
SHAKE YOUR HEAD IN PATENT DISBELIEF at another improbable plot twist!
TELL Lee not to quit the titlehacking racket just yet!

End transmission. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.