The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

I remember one time when I woke up really late at night (this is many years ago now), and it was so dark that I thought I had gone blind. I knew that was absurd, but I could not see a thing, so I had to turn on the lights for a second to reassure myself. I don't think I've ever broken anything though, although a boy did throw a stone at my head once in kindergarten. And another boy dropped a shovel on my head.

Why don't people like me? ;_;