xifeng | Lost Seahorse: Please Help (Reply)

I am missing my seahorse. She is a smallish fluffy, pink, glittery creature who answers to the name Talyn, as well as princess, sweetheart, and sundry others. Her principal activities consist, among other things, of swimming in the sea and leaving sparkly bubbles in her wake, floating around the Internet looking for well-written fanfiction, and distributing hearts of l0ff.

I have been mean to her lately, which is probably what drove her off, but I love her a really whole lot because she is my little sunbeam, and want her to come back. Nothing else is right when we've been arguing like this, and I don't like feeling distanced from her.

I have huggles and treats for her if she comes home, and also a promise to keep my goddamned mouth shut and be more considerate of her feelers. (Unlike most seahorses, she has a pair of extremely sensitive antennae, which perk at the slightest stimuli.)

I will also give cake for her safe return.