Based on my experience as a collector alone, when I rule the world, the entire population of West Virginia will be corraled, sealed in glass tubes, and then forced to slowly drown in their own offal. It was the kindest thing I could think of, really.
(Some people are bothered by the fact that I think about these things. I'm bothered by the fact that more people don't.)
Well, if there's a movie about Mormon porn stars (Orgazmo), I don't see why there can't be drunken Mormons. XD I'm sure my list above is by no means complete (if you guessed that I don't do a lot of shopping at department stores, you are a WINNAR).
Dmitri Ivanovich Boskov: Our Man in West Virginia. Dude, it's the best Cold War spy movie that never was! XD
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Date: 2006-10-11 02:50 am (UTC)(Some people are bothered by the fact that I think about these things. I'm bothered by the fact that more people don't.)
Well, if there's a movie about Mormon porn stars (Orgazmo), I don't see why there can't be drunken Mormons. XD I'm sure my list above is by no means complete (if you guessed that I don't do a lot of shopping at department stores, you are a WINNAR).
Dmitri Ivanovich Boskov: Our Man in West Virginia. Dude, it's the best Cold War spy movie that never was! XD