omg wtf tara r00lz

[xifeng]

♥ Happy birthday, augustuscaesar! ♥

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[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

You cheat! You're not supposed to user a bigger font just to make your well wishes more noticeable. >.> My own well wishes pale in comparison.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

But Cat, HTML would hardly exist if we weren't supposed to have fun with it.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

It's there for show, not for you to grope and mishandle and abuse! It stays in the exhibition and then people stop by to admire it. You don't just go using larger fonts without the proper forms (signed and notarised) and in three copies (you keep the one on goldenrod). Honestly, and you do title work and stuff? You're supposed to know about the forms. They're essential! Why, if we didn't have to fill out the forms first, everyone would be using HTML all over the place! Chaos! Mediocrity! War, Death, Famine and Pestilence! Judgement Day! Next stop: Valhalla with replenishing pigs.

So think about that the next time you consider using HTML lest you bring the entire universe to its knees.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

OH NOES!!!! I am properly chastened by your scathing riposte! Oh, Cat, whatever would we poor benighted mortals do without you to show us the way???

Also, if Valhalla has replenishing pigs, this is totally cool. Mmm, indefinite pork.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

You would be forever doomed, stuck with a rundown condo in Hades.

Valhalla does have replenishing pigs. They have a wonderful life during the day, then in the evening the Vikings kill and eat them (hopefully in that order), and then in the morning they're alive again. It's just like the Vikings themselves. They fight and kill each other during the day, and then in the evening they're alive again and eat the pigs. Oh, what marvellous things those Vikings thought up.

It's the same with most of the animals, probably, I know it's the same with Thor's ... rams, or whatever they are. If he has no other source of food available, he kills the rams and eats them. And voilá, the next morning they're alive and kicking again. However, don't break the bones when you tear the flesh off of them with your teeth, because if a bone is broken then it's still broken in the morning. Funny, that, chopping off the head did no lasting damage, but a broken leg needs to heal.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Great. I guess it would have mandatory homeowners' association membership, too. That's very big over here, and I think it's stupid and I hate it. My parents solved the problem by "completely ignoring the homeowners' association and not going to any of the meetings". The condo being in Hades and all, I don't guess this would be a viable option.

Valhalla rules, because any place with undead zombie Norsemen who eat undead zombie pigs is Good in my book.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Not only are you obligated to have a homeowners' association membership, there are also mandatory meetings twice a week. Where stale cheese and old spinach are served, and neglecting to eat your share results in having scorpions and spiders and snakes fight each other for the pleasure of killing you. This being Hades, death won't set you free. And then you have to watch "Who Wants To Marry My Cousin's Next Door Neighbour's Ex-Wife?" 10 hours straight. Fifth and sixth seasons! Including the special reunion!

No undead Vikings or pigs for you!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

This job interview you had...was it as a concept designer for the Nethermost Pit of Hell? Because this almost exactly accords with my own version, except there would be a little more with the trashy talk shows, including the "Sylvia Browne Goes Apeshit" special.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

There is no Sylvia Browne, but Paris Hilton does make several appearances during most of the seasons (barring the 3rd where her brain suddenly shut down for no apparent reason, and despite numerous doctors searching 24/7 for an explanation they never managed to revive it. But Q&A revealed that viewers couldn't tell the difference anyway, so they left it as is).