In our case, the weather actually is bad here--rainy and huge gusts of wind, which typically bode ill for the Int0rwebz, but hell. Maybe your DSL techs were too busy looking at pr0n and Rule 34-ing everything?
Yeah, AT&T's phone monkeys tried to tell me it was an equipment issue. I was like WELL WHY ARE NONE OF OUR PHONES GETTING A DIALTONE BUT THE FAX LINE IS. If it were a problem with the phones, I would guess one phone wouldn't have a dialtone, but all three of them? Suck my dick, AT&T. (In my imaginary relationship, I hand the phone to Toshiro Mifune and am all, "Baby, talk some sense into them." Unfortunately, this is not practicable outside my brain.)
I am lolling at the image of my fluffy, pink seahorse uke merrily feeding someone their major intestine. So much l0ff. And also so much win. ♥
I should, but it's the lolmom's house, so it's not my contract to burn. Instead, I get the "lol plz u duz tech support nau DDDD:" thing from Mom (also, on some occasions when she can't get the computer to do what she wants, "lololololol HALP!").
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Date: 2010-03-26 01:24 am (UTC)Yeah, AT&T's phone monkeys tried to tell me it was an equipment issue. I was like WELL WHY ARE NONE OF OUR PHONES GETTING A DIALTONE BUT THE FAX LINE IS. If it were a problem with the phones, I would guess one phone wouldn't have a dialtone, but all three of them? Suck my dick, AT&T. (In my imaginary relationship, I hand the phone to Toshiro Mifune and am all, "Baby, talk some sense into them." Unfortunately, this is not practicable outside my brain.)
I am lolling at the image of my fluffy, pink seahorse uke merrily feeding someone their major intestine. So much l0ff. And also so much win. ♥
I should, but it's the lolmom's house, so it's not my contract to burn. Instead, I get the "lol plz u duz tech support nau DDDD:" thing from Mom (also, on some occasions when she can't get the computer to do what she wants, "lololololol HALP!").