l33 vs. AT&T, Round 3

[xifeng]

GODDAMMIT INTERNET

GODDAMMIT

DO NOT GO OUT ON ME

DO NOT.

ASLDKFJAL;SDFJA;SDLJF FUCK YOU AT&T EAT A BALLSACK AND DIE IN A FIRE RAAAAAAAAAAAEG SO MUCH RAEG.

TL;DR: The Internet keeps blinking out at least once a week, at which time none of the land lines have a dialtone on the main line but there is a dialtone on the fax line, and I am becoming tired of this tomfoolery. This problem usually resolves itself after a day or so, but nonetheless is irksome while it lasts. The only acceptable explanation for it on this occasion, since we've already had a tech out, is "the weather is bad".

How is a man supposed to look at pr0n if he cannot get on the Internet. HOW I ASK YOU.

Comments

[anjala.livejournal.com]

ASLDKFJAL;SDFJA;SDLJF FUCK YOU AT&T EAT A BALLSACK AND DIE IN A FIRE RAAAAAAAAAAAEG SO MUCH RAEG.

I feel your pain but I have to admit that I totally laughed when I read this. I then had to read it and he loved the "Eat a ballsack" part. *hugs*

[duokinneas.livejournal.com]

"The weather is bad" used to be the excuse my old, old DSL company gave me whenever I had to call tech support for our connection being down for days at a time. I'd ask, "Are you doing maintenance?" They'd say no. They'd tell me I had something wrong on my end.

It's like, I haven't changed my connection, motherfucker, now fix this shit before I feed you your major intestine. It's not the fucking weather, it's that you are a fucking failure at life and the Internet. I say good day.

You should say good day, too, and burn your contract with them. Fuckers. DDDDD

[momo.livejournal.com]

Ufghgdf, nothing pisses me off more than crappy intarwebz srsly. D;

Hope it gets fixed soon though. ♥