Getting Old Is Not For Sissies
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Today, I am old. Or older. Whichever. The weekend was nothing special; lolmom bought me shoes and clothes, as she promised to do, and I was injudicious at Sephora and bought myself a pair of sandals off Amazon (because the brand's official website, of course, had already moved on). Yesterday we had salade niçoise for dinner, which was not my birthday dinner but was still pretty good, and lemon pavlova for dessert, which was my birthday dessert and was reeeeeeeeeeeeally good. Damn, I love lemon.
Today, I accomplished exciting and amazing things such as shaving my legs (a godsend, since I went swimming after work and somehow managed to kill most of an hour doing laps, even though I didn't do that many and kind of pussed out), not eating crap for breakfast, and...dun dun DUN DUN...calling the oral surgeon for an appointment, during the course of which I learned the following things:
+ Most people have their wisdom teeth out in their teens or twenties. (Well, mine didn't start erupting until I was already out of my teens, and it was not medically necessary to remove them until they started decaying a year and change ago. See, there's this novel little concept where if things don't bother you and aren't going to go on to bigger and better trouble, you leave them alone.)
+ They usually offer IV sedation. (Over my cold dead body is anyone going to put me under for something as badger-sputumly inconsequential as yanking a couple of teeth, with apologies to the late great Douglas Adams. They're not impacted--both erupted fully. I don't have epilepsy, convulsions, or other problems that would render me unable to control my limbs. I said, nicely, that I didn't feel comfortable allowing them to anaesthetize me just for a couple of extractions, and also that in any case my insurance won't pay for it, which is true. I HAVE PROOF, in the form of the explanation of benefits I printed off the HR website.)
+ They'll need to see my X-rays. They may need to take a Panorex. My dentist and I were going to do this in December, since it would be easier to get the insurance to cough up for that. Y so complicated insurance. (Also y u no let me print card.)
+ I am Not Enthused. The temptation to call lolmom and beg her to come to the appointment with me is overwhelming, but so far I have resisted.
Today, I am old. Or older. Whichever. The weekend was nothing special; lolmom bought me shoes and clothes, as she promised to do, and I was injudicious at Sephora and bought myself a pair of sandals off Amazon (because the brand's official website, of course, had already moved on). Yesterday we had salade niçoise for dinner, which was not my birthday dinner but was still pretty good, and lemon pavlova for dessert, which was my birthday dessert and was reeeeeeeeeeeeally good. Damn, I love lemon.
Today, I accomplished exciting and amazing things such as shaving my legs (a godsend, since I went swimming after work and somehow managed to kill most of an hour doing laps, even though I didn't do that many and kind of pussed out), not eating crap for breakfast, and...dun dun DUN DUN...calling the oral surgeon for an appointment, during the course of which I learned the following things:
+ Most people have their wisdom teeth out in their teens or twenties. (Well, mine didn't start erupting until I was already out of my teens, and it was not medically necessary to remove them until they started decaying a year and change ago. See, there's this novel little concept where if things don't bother you and aren't going to go on to bigger and better trouble, you leave them alone.)
+ They usually offer IV sedation. (Over my cold dead body is anyone going to put me under for something as badger-sputumly inconsequential as yanking a couple of teeth, with apologies to the late great Douglas Adams. They're not impacted--both erupted fully. I don't have epilepsy, convulsions, or other problems that would render me unable to control my limbs. I said, nicely, that I didn't feel comfortable allowing them to anaesthetize me just for a couple of extractions, and also that in any case my insurance won't pay for it, which is true. I HAVE PROOF, in the form of the explanation of benefits I printed off the HR website.)
+ They'll need to see my X-rays. They may need to take a Panorex. My dentist and I were going to do this in December, since it would be easier to get the insurance to cough up for that. Y so complicated insurance. (Also y u no let me print card.)
+ I am Not Enthused. The temptation to call lolmom and beg her to come to the appointment with me is overwhelming, but so far I have resisted.
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Date: 2011-06-28 03:55 am (UTC)i think it usually depends on which ones have to come out.
good luck with it all, it's definitely nothing to be enthused about...
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Date: 2011-06-28 03:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-06-28 05:59 am (UTC)I remember that when I woke up from anesthesia, I was so happy that I wasn't in pain that I started running laps around the parking lot of the oral surgeon's office while my mom chased me to get me into the car. I was also obviously still under the anesthetic's effects.
So, the point is, I hope your removal goes smoothly and is as oddly memorable as mine.
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Date: 2011-06-28 08:25 am (UTC)Lemon pavlova sounds very good. If you love lemon so much, you should try lemoncurd, it is delicious. You can use it on buns or bread or in a roulade (or whatever). Lemoncurd roulade with whipped cream is completely made of win. I also made a really delicious lemon tart the other day. Lemons are a lot better than people give them credit for. Mmm.
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Date: 2011-06-28 10:23 am (UTC)Once the painkillers wore off I was just left with the odd "things are weird" sensation in my mouth, similar to when one re-arranges furniture in a room. I feel like I missed something, like the pain people go on about.
I'm with you - I certainly wouldn't have allowed sedation to yank a frickin' tooth, despite the fact it wouldn't have cost me anything.
I've started to notice more people using the word "enthuse". I can only applaud this!
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Date: 2011-06-28 02:46 pm (UTC)I'm afraid that is what is going to happen with my wisdom teeth. Mine came in late compared to all my friends and like to decide what days they want to be painful. Most of the time, I don't notice them but then every now and again they start to hurt for a few days and have me wanting to pull them out myself.
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Date: 2011-06-28 04:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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