LOL I LAUGHED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH! "Actively enraged"...how did you manage to read it all?
Xifeng Scathing Review Corporation, how can we help? You say there's been a marked increase in 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction? Yes, I believe so. Not at the moment. Of course - we'll dispatch our best team immediately. You just get the morgue ready.
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Date: 2012-07-16 09:15 am (UTC)Xifeng Scathing Review Corporation, how can we help?
You say there's been a marked increase in 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction?
Yes, I believe so.
Not at the moment.
Of course - we'll dispatch our best team immediately. You just get the morgue ready.