The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

As of today, we are all caught up on all our e-mail.

We regret to inform our faithful E-Mail Whip, momo, that her services are no longer required. However, if we ever need to be persistently annoyed into answering our e-mail, we will engage her again, and will gladly recommend her to persons requiring an E-Mail Whip.

*plays "Taps"*

Being various things that probably aren't going to make a post by themselves, so augustuscaesar and dethorats, you two are going to have to share.

1.) I am feeling dumb and conciliatory (even if no conciliation is needed), so I did what I always do: make a stupid picture. Tara seems to be on the receiving end of most of these things, since the original idea is (c) her, so this appears to be part 3 in a series. Behold!

(Um, Tara's icon is supposed to be standing on its head out of sheer joy, but this is crappily Photoshopped instead of crappily PhotoSuited, so there is no depth perception. Pretend.)

2.) Seen in the miscellaneous books in Sullivan today, and liable to bring Price joy from the sheer mental image: "Shanks Motor Sales, Inc." Make of that what you will. Maybe an AU prompt? XD

Well, I don't guess I can put off work for much longer.