The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedie of the Internets

Jesus Christ. Did y'all miss me? (Ha! You probably didn't notice I was gone!) We've had no Internet for the past week, due to a tale of fuckery and woe, which is why all my posts have been goddamn Twitter.

( Behind a cut because this is a long story )

This Totally Merits The Toshiro Mifune Icon

Here are some other things that happened while I had no Int0rbuttz:

( All beings shall know the bounty of my produce, and also some stuff about samurai! )

lol twittering

• 13:08 @PenGwenity: maybe they thought you answered their personal ad? WOMAN WANTED 4 TREESOME. #

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