Don't Shoot, It's Only Me

[xifeng]

Hi guys. I bought myself a rename token, since I was getting tired of being "istenno", and I've used the name Xi-feng online for about the past five years, so it's more "me" anyway. (To the extent that my words on a screen are me.) So, anyway, here we all are, yo.

That's all. I didn't want anyone to spaz upon seeing the new username on their flists.

Comments

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

*spazzes*

Oh no! A stranger has invaded my flist! Unclean! Unclean!!!11!




It's past midnight. You know not to feed my kind after midnight lest we turn into evil green monsters that kill you for fun. Also, don't spray us with water. It's unsanitary.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

Is painting your whiskers blue still a go?

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it sounds rather perky and bright to me. Green at least is kind of dark, but blue? I'd be the laughing stock of the entire community.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

It could be darque, gawthycke mydnyghte blue or sommat. *tries*

[duokinneas.livejournal.com]

Actually, when I was scrolling my friends list, I read this entry - not raw! OMG! - and thought, "What is Lee talking about?" Then, to my astonishment, I looked at your username, and indeed, it wasn't the familiar one I had come to know and love.

I think I have to kill you now for surprising me. No shooting. Something fancier. Suggestions welcome! **rifles through random chest of weapons**

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Lee was talking about the fact that he bought a rename token, and--oh, forget it. I'm feeling smartassed today.

No you don't, silly flufflet. *picks up her ukelette and lifts her away from the chest of weapons*