HOLY SHIT

May. 1st, 2006 06:19 pm
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THE BANK ACCOUNT WHOSE BALANCE I JUST CHECKED ONLINE CANNOT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE MY ACCOUNT HAS NEVER HAD THAT MUCH MONEY IN IT. EVER. However, there is the deal where the last four digits were correct, and I logged on with the right ID and password.

And this figure is not counting the paycheck I just got, neither does it count my federal tax refund, which was heavy because I was out of work for half of 2005.

Holy fuck, I can actually afford to buy a car this summer. I can buy a car. Holy Christ.

Date: 2006-05-02 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shake-the-stars.livejournal.com
(I'm sure this could be funnier if I ever watched television, let alone game shows, but what the hell.)

Yes, that's right, folks; Lee's won a fabulous CLUNKER in three fashionable colors (avocado green, dirty off-white, and rust) that rolled off the assembly line when her PARENTS were in college! XDDD

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