Not this again.

[xifeng]

Jesus Christ, grow up already.

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[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Ooh, "thence"! You're well versed in your Bible language. Well done. I don't know if Glod won't object if I skip any of the parts, though. I mean, what if I skipped cocoa and scones and he spent all day slaving over a hot stove? That won't be pretty.

And don't think I'm thick enough to fall for that cheap trick of yours, trying to get me to dance around covered in feathers. Did you really think I would fall for that? The dodo's extinct, everyone knows that. I'd look a real git, trying to find one, wouldn't I. I'm too smart for your tricks.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I once talked to Price like the King James Bible. That was fun. Besides, who in their right mind would skip cocoa and scones?

Well, Cat, you did go to Elite Secret Evil Scientist school, did you not? Perhaps you should show a little initiative and clone a dodo. After all, that's a piece of cake compared to other violations of the laws of biology that you've committed.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Surely I don't know what you mean. What Elite Secret Evil Scientist School? Such a thing doesn't exist! And even if it did - which it doesn't - it would be entirely secret and it's therefore not allowed for anyone who knows of it to speak of it. We had to sign a contract before we went inside. I mean, that's what I imagine people who are accepted into the Elite Secret Evil Scientist School are required to do if there was such a thing as this school. Which there isn't.

Piece of cake? Mmmmm ... Othello ...

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Mmmm, delicious Othello cake.