A Letter

[xifeng]

Dear Lee,

You may make cookies and curl up after you a.) get today's efforts out and b.) return your hideously overdue movie to the video rental place.

Also, if you already want to watch Amores Perros again, perhaps you should just consider slapping it on the ol' Christmas list. We all know that you're just going to fastforward and rewind to the parts where Gael has his shirt off, because you are gay for him like that.

No love and scant tolerance,
Lee

Comments

[dethorats]

XD Ah the old use of carrot and stick on one's self. A favored trick of my own, too. Mmmm, cookies!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

My problem is that I tend to ignore the stick and take the carrot anyway. However, my balls development must be coming along nicely, because my request to watch Y Tu Mama Tambien instead was DENIED. Perhaps there's hope for me yet. XD

Mmm, yes. Oatmeal scotchies! ♥

[tara]

New obsessions suck when it comes to trying to get some work done.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Word. However, I did get the searches out and the movie returned. Go team me! :D

[tara]

Hurrah! And now you may be permitted to indulge your obsession all you like!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

OMG GAEL LOL! :D

[tara]

I envy your obsession time. I am caught in STUPID BLOODY HERODOTUS time.

Usually I am quite fond of Herodotus and his whacky stories. Not right now, however.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

After the first fifteen times you have to read Herodotus, he does get a bit old. Writing essays on him becomes very tedious very quickly.

*shares obsession time?*

[tara]

I am currently more annoyed at Aeschyus, to be honest, because I apparently do not have a copy of the play I need after all, so have to look it up on the Perseus project, which hates me.

*grabs it and runs away*

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I love the Perseus Project, but ourloveissounrequited. D: Also, I ♥ Aeschylus, but I ♥ him a lot more when I can look him up in a book and not on the Int0rw3bz.

[tara]

I love it most of the time, but it usually hates me and tells me it refuses to find the stuff I need.

I managed to remember that Dad has a crappy book that collects all the Attic tragedies, so I used it to help my int0rweb search a little.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Awww. It's so mean! :(

Nothing can replace a book. :)

[tara]

I get really annoyed when I have to use the chicago mirror. There's no real reason for my annoyance, I just like things to stay the same *g*

I know :(

[duokinneas.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, I would've said, "But Lee, cookies are so much better than guys! Ignore the shirtlessness and eat a cookie and stay blessedly straight."

But you know what? I know what obsession is like, and I can freely say that the cookies can go toss off somewhere else. I can also say that I am now going to go Yahoo! Image Search your love.

Love,
Talyn :DDDDD (<-- it's a momo moment!)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

And you would be right. Cookies don't talk back to you or upset your equilibrium. However, since I would go gay for Gael, I find it rather difficult to ignore the shirtlessness. Especially since he's apparently taken his shirt off in, like, every movie he's done. There is also the fact that I will never meet him, so he's basically a tabula rasa on which I can project whatever narfy heterosexual fantasy I'd like to indulge today.

Also, while I am deeply in love, I have thus far managed to live without him (inexplicably), which gives me hope that I can live without a few other things hitherto thought vital as well.

Have fun. But remember, he's MINE dammit.

Love,
Lee :DDDDDDDDDDDD <--this magical moment brought to you by Ashley And Her Dancing Emoticons