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Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] ukekenshin! Today, you are eighteen, and thus legally an adult in most parts of the United States. You can now vote, smoke, look at pornography, get married without parental consent, have credit in your own name, enlist in the Army, and get the chair if you commit a capital crime. Doesn't that sound like fun? Don't you like fun?

At the risk of sounding like some sort of pansy-ass faggot, I ♥ you very much and I am proud of the person you have become. There would be more on this subject, except I couldn't get it to flow together properly and I was also afraid of sounding like some sort of pansy-ass faggot.

And now, because it's become a tradition and I've done them every year we've been friends, the pièce de résistence: some irritating rainbow hearts!

Date: 2006-12-27 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duokinneas.livejournal.com
They're not irritating! They're beautiful and wonderful, and I beamed with happiness when I saw them, for I knew what they meant! ♥ They're a splendoriffic tradition and you must secretly know it.

Thank you, Lee. ♥ You don't need to sound pansy-assed to make me feel impressive for inspiring pride. I mean, I haven't done anything really worthy of it, other than turn eighteen and get geared up to go buy my mom some cigarettes and myself some pr0n. That's not really a contribution to society, but we hope one of those will eventually rear its head, ne?

I love you! And thank you very much. It does mean a lot to me! ^____^

Date: 2006-12-27 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shake-the-stars.livejournal.com
Well, last year I did annoying rainbow hearts, and in 2004 I did obnoxious rainbow hearts. I'm running out of synonyms, fluffkin. ^_- *scratches behind her beaming ukelette's ears*

I'm afraid our meanings may be different; to you they mean, "Yay! It's my birthday, and Lee formed hearts of l0ff for me! ^_____^", whereas to me, they mean, "Lee fails at life for not getting Talyn's presents in the mail on time this year".

I am proud of you, because seahorses faced many challenges this year and floated out with their shoujo bubbles intact. *huggles*

Oh! And now that you're an Official Grown-Up (tm), you can be on my s00par sekrit over-18!filter. Where, you know, I basically lie about all the sex I'm not having at the moment. Or not. I don't make very many posts to it anyway, but you can have fun blowing it up to be more lurid and raunchy than it is and taunting Ashley with things you can read and she can't. For the next 3 months, anyway.

(As fair warning, though, it was used as my default "Things I Don't Necessarily Want Talyn Reading" filter for some time, so now I've got to change that around. In other words, there are posts made to that filter that were true at the time but are not true anymore. In other other words, steer clear of posts made while the Drama Llama was crapping on our heads.)

I love you too! Because you cause my small heart to grow three sizes are my bouncy fluffy adorable seahorse ukelette princess with EXTRA SPARKLY MAGIC. ^______^

Have some more hearts: ♥ ♥ ♥

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