Another dull post about nothing for you!

[xifeng]

1.) Okay, so never mind the fact that I've actually exercised every day this week until now, and never mind the fact that it's raining and no one could reasonably expect me to go out in the rain and walk a mile. That nagging little voice in the back of my head is saying, "Hey, lardass! Get yourself out to the high school track and WALK!"

2.) This is possibly because I've been bribing myself with watchables; at the moment I'm working my way through Trigun and yes I AM old enough and have been in anime fandom long enough to remember when it was the hot new fandom, but I'm really liking it. This is nice, actually, since I didn't think myself capable of taking more than peripheral, benign interest in anything that didn't have samurai, and I haven't been really into any anime in years. Either that, or I'm becoming a fantard in my old age.

3.) I got a letter from a check verification service today informing me that my checking account information (along with 2 million other people's) has been compromised, basically because one of their employees was misappropriating it and selling it to marketing companies. They have no reason to suspect fraud--they think it was just being used to annoy the piss out of me with direct marketing crap, which should be a crime in and of itself--but all the same my weekend has now been complicated by having to talk to my bank and the credit reporting agencies. The word "FUCK" comes to mind.

4.) I desperately want to mock someone SO HARD for being a pretentious, navel-gazing little twat who feels herself at all qualified to dispense sage advice, but can't because she knows one of my friends and I don't want to bring her sparklyspeshul wrath down on my head. Not, actually, that this would bother me; for one thing, my vocabulary is bigger and I suspect that I am more vicious and have less remorse, so obviously you should put your money on me. However, I can only do so much for the lulz before I get bored, and I'm not sure if the strong likelihood of lulz to be had merits the wanksplosion that might follow.

Also, I would have to 'fess up to reading her journal, which I do because it is a hilarious trainwreck. And if I did this, she might make it friends-only and thus cut some of my lulz off at the source. So I'm not altogether sure that I want to part with these particular lulz at the moment.

Which is probably my way of saying "'tain't nohow worth it".

5.) I ordered apricot tea on a whim, and it came in the mail today. HOORAY. Also, it smells delicious even dry, and very, very strong. Mmm, tea. ♥

6.) Teh m0mmy strongly insinuated that we might turn the A/C on tomorrow if it continues like today. :D Also that there might be PIE. Delicious sweet PIE. Mmm, pie. ♥

7.) I have temporarily called a moratorium on buying new books until I'm done with the pile I got last week in Salem. No, I can't stay out of that bookstore. It has, like, a magnet or something that sucks me in, and oddly, no matter what I want, I always find it.

Comments

[tara]

I'm pretty sure the friend in question isn't me, but on the whole, my friends list doesn't earn my protection from you. You > most of flist.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Clever Tara. :D You're right, 'tisn't.

I feel special now, since I don't really think of myself as emitting all that much pwn. ♥

[tara]

"sparklyspeshul wrath" kinda gave it away *G*

OMG YOU PWN EMITTER YOU O.O

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

You can't expect anything else from [insulting epithet censored in case the friend in question reads this, but identifying details can be provided in speshul s00par-sekrit posts], really. *g*

HELP HELP I AM NOT IN COMPLIANCE WITH FEDERAL REGULATIONS RE: THE EMITTING OF PWN D:

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Mmm, pie. What kind of pie will there be? And when will it arrive in my mail box? Also, is whipped cream invited?

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

It will be rhubarb pie, but it may not arrive in your mailbox on account of a.) it does not travel well and b.) I someone will probably eat it. ;_;

Also, no whipped cream this time out. But come around for strawberry pie next summer :D

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

How can you have rhubarb pie without whipped cream? How can you have pie without whipped cream? How can you not have whipped cream?!

I do not like the sound of this someone who will eat my pie. Will the person be adequately punished?

However, I shall consider showing up at your place next summer and demand pie with strawberry and whipped cream. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE NOW AND IN THE FUTURE! ALSO IN THE PAST.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Rhubarb pie wouldn't taste bad with whipped cream, but it just doesn't seem to go as well. It's a closed pie with crust on top, maybe that's why.

Also: as if you would eat, say, a chicken pot pie with whipped cream. Pie is not just for dessert anymore, you know.

If I can find them, I shall certainly introduce them to a dimension of pain with which they were previously unacquainted. It may be a bit like the person who ate the birthday feast you prepared for me that one year, though. I mean, of course you couldn't have expected that to happen. You just turned your back for ONE SECOND and it was GONE.

If you show up at my place, I will make you strawberry pie with whipped cream. ^_^

OH NO I FEAR YOU!!!!! BUT I DON'T SEE HOW KNOWING WHERE I LIVED IN THE PAST COULD DO YOU ANY GOOD. UNLESS YOU'RE JUST STALKING ME FOR ITS OWN SAKE. ARE YOU STALKING ME???

[aeromancy.livejournal.com]

Exercise is so not worth it. I'm nursing another injury brought on by too much jogging and I fear I may have to visit an evil medicine man out to take all my monies, what little that I have. If I hadn't bothered in the first place, I'd be less injured and less hurty. :(

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

You're like the Apostle of Anti-Fitness. I am sorely tempted to listen to your Gospel of Atrophy ;)

Also, I recommend finding a witch doctor; they're a bit cheaper than the evil medicine men. The quality of care may be subject to some fluctuation, but really, you can't win 'em all.

[aeromancy.livejournal.com]

I sincerely wish I could practice what I preach but here I am, drinking green tea instead of sugary coffee, munching on turkey bacon rather than the real (and delicious) kind, and eating unsweetened plain oatmeal. If I'm any indication, healthy people (or, rather, people who are trying to be healthy) are miserable and in constant pain.

I hope my local witch doctor advertises in the yellow pages! Do they accept checks or should I bring a freshly killed chicken? ;)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I don't know about the constant pain bit, but not eating what I feel like eating when I feel like eating it is certainly a pain in the ass. I have almost entirely given up cheese D:

Mine does! I recommend going the chicken route, but perhaps you can cunningly substitute a tofu chicken if your witch doctor's sensibilities are too progressive ;)

[aeromancy.livejournal.com]

The pain is mostly from constant, daily exercise. You'll hear clueless folks talking about how much energy they have and stuff about endurance and strength and whatever else. Not true. Your muscles will ache nonstop, joints will scream in pain, and you'll be exhausted all the time. It's sort of like having a terminal illness. You can't eat worth shit, neverending pain, and some weight loss. It's horrible.

Well then, I will certainly look into this witch doctor business and tofu chicken! Best. Idea. EVER. I hope I'm told to sacrifice a virgin. I'm so there.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's where the fuck the back pain is coming from. I was curious about that. Maybe I should save myself while I still can.

Good luck finding a virgin ;)

[aeromancy.livejournal.com]

I heard exercise was supposed to help back pain by strengthening your muscles or something. It sounds like heathen superstition to me.

If I can't find a virgin, can I just find a big faker? ;o

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

It does to me, too. Clearly, Decisive Action is called for. Let's go find whoever made that rank blasphemy up, and then we'll tar and feather him. And if he's dead? WE'LL KICK HIS CORPSE. :D

I say go for it, but you may wish to seek your witch doctor's advice. ;)

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