We have noted your desire to be a recipient of the shared wealth. Unfortunately, we are not able to apportion wealth without the QPRIZB2 form, which should be filled out in triplicate, using only chartreuse or apricot ink, and then distributed as follows: puce copy to Accounting (49.5th floor, Main Building in Montevideo), magenta copy (Auxiliary Building, located in Beirut) to Internal Records, and goldenrod copy to your case manager (see form #A11B-2719 for your case manager's name and address, which should be neatly stamped in teal ink in the small box in the lower left-hand corner). Remember, your QPRIZB2 should be HAND-DELIVERED in the event you are unable to locate a carrier pigeon service. Please be assured that your request is very important to all of us here at LeeWealth Conglomerated, Inc. and will be handled in the order in which it is received. :D
We are not a welfare state, so we have a certain amount of beggars (they're not ubiquitous, but you see a fair amount in any reasonably-sized city). Also, this is probably a breathtakingly naïve question, so please pardon my American motarderie: I realize there is a particular north European phenotype, but is it really so distinct that you can identify non-Danes by sight alone? (We're pretty heterogeneous here, so you really can't peg an American vs. a non-American just by looking.)
I pay high taxes also, but I am opposed to all taxation on political grounds (my platform is called the STFU and GTFO agenda, representing the two things I think government ought to do. Well, I also think it should busy itself with protecting our lives, liberty, and property rights instead of defining marriage, regulating spotted-owl habitats, or establishing Daylight Savings Time).
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Date: 2008-01-04 12:33 am (UTC)We are not a welfare state, so we have a certain amount of beggars (they're not ubiquitous, but you see a fair amount in any reasonably-sized city). Also, this is probably a breathtakingly naïve question, so please pardon my American motarderie: I realize there is a particular north European phenotype, but is it really so distinct that you can identify non-Danes by sight alone? (We're pretty heterogeneous here, so you really can't peg an American vs. a non-American just by looking.)
I pay high taxes also, but I am opposed to all taxation on political grounds (my platform is called the STFU and GTFO agenda, representing the two things I think government ought to do. Well, I also think it should busy itself with protecting our lives, liberty, and property rights instead of defining marriage, regulating spotted-owl habitats, or establishing Daylight Savings Time).