I don't drink. Last time I did, I ended up in the hospital. And that was just with one beer. My heart wouldn't stop racing, so off I scurried to the emergency room.
Can I tag along my boyfriend? He'll take care of the keg, probably have it to himself. :D
I do wanna try different kinds, though, but I won't have the whole thing. I've ALWAYS wanted to try Sapporo. I think he washing his hair with beer is his secret to fast hair growth.
He's a true gentleman. Ladies' first, so you'll win hands down. But you can only touch that hand. Nothing else, 'cause I gots him in my grasp. HAHAHAHA!! If you happen to see this, Gentle Takeshi, ilu!! And if you just wave hello to me, that will be one of the greatest days of my life.
Sapporo is pretty good. I was pretty lucky in terms of my education re: potable substances; my father was a booze snob, so I didn't grow up thinking Mad Dog 20/20 was drinkable.
Don't worry, I'll just touch his hand. Also, I'm not sure what kind of a contest it'd be if he let me win. XD
I had a Sex On The Beach one time, when I asked for a drink that didn't have too much booze in it. Apparently, it's loaded with booze. What I know is that I was half way done it and I was slurring and flirty. I had Jack and Coke at another time, which turned into a hangover, from what I was told. I wasn't hungry until noon the next day.
Ladies' first is something he lives by. Or, you know, sleeping on the couch. :D
Maybe you're just way susceptible to the stuff? Or you're not used to drinking, which is possible. I don't think I've ever been srsly drunk off just one drink; five, yes. XD
Booze isn't personally for me. I'll gladly take care of those who have drank too much, help them find a safe way home (since I don't drive) but I'll just drink wine coolers and soda and fruit juice and chocolate milk. :D <-- The last one "CLEAR THE AREA!! O_O" Wicked farts. x)
He's *makes meow and whip cracking sounds* so I definitely wear the pants. ILU, KIND AND GOOD SIR!!
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Date: 2009-02-17 04:17 am (UTC)Can I tag along my boyfriend? He'll take care of the keg, probably have it to himself. :D
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Date: 2009-02-17 04:44 am (UTC)Sure, bring sekrit boyfriend. I'll ttly arm-wrestle him for control of the keg. (Also, I commend his good taste: Sapporo is damn good beer. :D)
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Date: 2009-02-17 04:52 am (UTC)He's a true gentleman. Ladies' first, so you'll win hands down. But you can only touch that hand. Nothing else, 'cause I gots him in my grasp. HAHAHAHA!! If you happen to see this, Gentle Takeshi, ilu!! And if you just wave hello to me, that will be one of the greatest days of my life.
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Date: 2009-02-17 06:37 pm (UTC)Don't worry, I'll just touch his hand. Also, I'm not sure what kind of a contest it'd be if he let me win. XD
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Date: 2009-02-17 10:32 pm (UTC)Ladies' first is something he lives by. Or, you know, sleeping on the couch. :D
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Date: 2009-02-19 07:36 am (UTC)Oooh, you're a harsh mistress. :D
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Date: 2009-02-19 05:19 pm (UTC)He's *makes meow and whip cracking sounds* so I definitely wear the pants. ILU, KIND AND GOOD SIR!!
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Date: 2009-02-20 04:39 am (UTC)But are they leather pants? I must know.
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Date: 2009-02-20 05:02 am (UTC)Well, they're not pants; some type of bondage clothing.