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• 10:07 @pleasureblossom: oooh, spooky UCC p0w4hz! #
• 10:08 Lawn and Garden tomorrow, possibly. AWW YEAH. #
• 12:41 @pixelvixen: THERE IS NO ESCAPE. #
• 14:56 Almost late for appointment because they let me go nearly 10 minutes late. That's MY Lol-Mart! #
• 16:30 @moimememoitie: yeah, we're Always Low Prices. Also, save money and live better. :D #
• 16:49 Mmm, delicious beer. Because it's been a beer kind of day. #
• 20:02 @pixelvixen: I know from my former title glory that ALL important documents are always late. #

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[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

D:!! Nuuuu!! I keeps him!! *pokes Ms. Manager endlessly* RIGHT?!?! You have him reserved for me?!?! *latches onto Takeshi* My arm.. it is numb.. I need this arm.. I really need it.. omg.. can I keep my arm, please?? D:

You have me!!

Yes but when you're busy and I'm alone??

D:!! I KISS YOUR ARM BETTER!!

OO!! I'll surprise her at her own son's wedding. They'll probably not speak to me ever again.

(26 degrees Celsius here was the tops, so 88 degrees Fahrenheit is roughly that in conversion.)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Poor Takeshi. His arm is probably black and blue now. XD

Oh my God, really? She's drunk the Lol-Mart Kool-Aid to that extent? D:

Ah, gotcha. Any way you slice it, that is WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. D:

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

He loves it rough. :D I mean!!

It's quite possible. I have yet to see her hrrd at work. When we go visit, I'll let youse folks know. She and her hubby and son and soon-to-be daughter in-law live in complete nowhere, up north in Ontario.

Let me tell you, internets: if water and me were on good terms, I would have went swimming today.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Oooh, kinkeh! ;D

FTR (or FTW, as the case may be), the first (and, to date, only) Lol-Mart to ever be unionized was in Quebec. We have yet to achieve that success here, alas. :(

I would ttly go swimming if there were a swimming pool around here I could use for free. D:

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Leather and glasses. Dresses up as a samurai, too.

FTR (or FTW, as the case may be), the first (and, to date, only) Lol-Mart to ever be unionized was in Quebec.

Really? That's news to me.

An uncle nearly drowned me, so.. =/

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

O, bby. :D

Trufax. Needless to say, Lol-Mart immediately shut it down (I don't know about Canadian labor laws, but in the US, it is illegal to shut down a worksite just because the employees unionized). Lol-Mart? Sketchy business practices? Y PERISH THE THOT. :O

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Having sex with him while he's wearing his glasses (PRESCRIPTION AT THAT!! :D For the most part, he wears contacts, sexy ones at that) and wearing leather is one of my fantasies.

Sammykins when he goes into Oni mode. I wonder what else becomes longer? His hair does when he goes into said mode.

Now that you mention it, I kinda do remember hearing that story. Yes, the one in Jonquiere, Que. Another one in Saguenay, Que. The one in St-Hyacinthe won the battle, though. Trufax. (http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2009/04/09/mtl-walmart-sthyacinthe-unionized-0409.html)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, you're 3v0l. XD

Also: hooray for Saint-Hyacinthe! I can only hope we win the battle here below, too. :(

(Speaking of, I have some getting-disowned-by-your-aunt material ready for you. XD)

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Takeshi is *meows, cracks whip* BUT HE'S REALLY NOT!! O_O

(Oh GAWD!! I'm both :D and D:)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Takeshi can be whatever you want him to be!

(BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I shall upload my, um, "art" shortly.)

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

SAMURAI!! ZHUGE LIANG!! By the way, there's one part of Red Cliff II where he uses the wind to his advantage and thus makes his garb all flowy like. They had to do that scene a few times because he forgot to wear something underneath.

( :D :D D: D: )

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Haha, I bet he forgets his underwear all the time. FOR YOUR PLEASURE. XDDDDD

(It's not going to make any gallery showings, but I thought it was lolarious. Also a fairly respectable showing considering I just have a rudimentary graphics program and not Photoshop.)

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Free show. He is well endowed. When he wears leather pants, he leans more to the right.

He makes me randy.

(Guh.. she's gonna disown me)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

He makes me randy.
THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

(Behold (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/classic-walton.jpg) the fruits (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/devil-walton.jpg) of my labors (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/h0-walton.gif). I hope you aren't concerned about collecting her vast fortune after she goes to her reward. :D)

Also, a speshul bonus (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/k-fed-britney-legally-blond.jpg).

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a Supreme Ruler than a Captain. Queen is a Supreme Ruler. Or, head of the Sexy Samurais. I just know I'm Captain Cool.

Wait..

(The .gif ain't workin'. :( If no one hears from me by the time I get back, this'll be the reason why. They are GOLD)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Gah! I apparently didn't look at what files I was uploading. Try this (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/h0-walton.jpg) and, for the speshful bonus, this (http://www.xi-feng.net/miscstuff/pimp-walton.gif) (now with more lulz).

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

K-Fed-Brit-legally-blonde? x)

"YOU ARE NO LONGER MY NIECE!!" :C

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Apparently K-Fed made an ass of himself somewhere. I just wanted to paste Wally-boy's head onto K-Douche's body, preferably in some sort of white-boy-thug context. The new one is much better, for reals. :D

Well, at least your folks aren't disowning you. Also, I was the one who dicked with the images, so you can be all, "LEE DID THIS. NOT ME. LEE DID IT."

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Fo' shizzle!!

You are the Puppet Master? :o

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

DANCE, puppets, DANCE!!! Bwahahahaha!

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

I can jump. :D

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Good enough. :D

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

*boing boing*

Speaking of that, hop hop hop hop!! (http://community.livejournal.com/splodefromcute/1283413.html)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

OMG BUNNY! SQUEEEE! :D

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

It does NOT look real. I want one but I have a cat.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I know! But it's so cute and fluffy! :DDDDD

I do, too. It is possible to introduce bunnies and cats and get them to live together in relative harmony, from what I read, but I don't think anyone can live in relative harmony with Callice, who wants ALL MOMMY'S ATTENTION ALL THE TIME.

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Cats rule the roost. Usually, a cat owns the house and all who dwell within.

Unless they grew up with another, or a bunny, and accomplish what you said.

(HIDEYOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!)