SHIT

[xifeng]

Essure is not covered by my insurance plan. I do not anticipate having $1500-$3K ever again in the course of my life, and sadly I am not kidding.

Fuck you, Lol-Mart.

Comments

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Kick it in the ass.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I totally, totally should.

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Resurrect Monkey to help.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Monkey! Arise! Arise, Monkey! Go forth and smite my enemies! Smite! I command you!

(You know Hideyoshi would be all, LISTEN LADY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LITERACY RATE IS HERE BUT IF YOU READ THE BUKE-SHO HATTO IT PRETTY CLEARLY STATES "HIDEYOSHI DON'T SMITE FOR NO ONE".)

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Unless your name is Nobunaga, 'cause Hideyoshi was his bitch.

Until Mitsuhide showed up.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Everybody was Nobunaga's bitch, back in the day. Even Ieyasu acknowledged his pimpin' mastery.

Well, there's a party-crasher in any crowd.

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

Hidemitsu was in the background. He wanted to be popular, too!!

And look at Ranmaru Mori.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Nobunaga totally made Hidemitsu sit at the nerd table.

[samanosukesgirl.livejournal.com]

"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!"

"And that is??"

"You'll be reincarnated into a hottie, Hidemitsu, and the world will know you as.. SAMANOSUKE!!"

"WOW!! :D :D :D :D CAN'T WAIT!!"

"Heh heh.. have fun. >:D"

"What's THAT supposed to mean??"

"You'll see. ;D"

" D: D: D: D:!!!! "