xifeng | lol twittering

10:52 Time to go do laundry so I don't stink to high heaven. You're welcome! #
11:55 @pleasureblossom: good luck--I'm craptacular about exercise too, and I need to not be D: #
13:37 @samanosukesgirl: actually, it was @FreeInElysium. She bathes in poop, you know. #
16:17 @pixelvixen: mmm, delicious crunchy PANIC!! #
18:56 So the following exchange was recently had, with liberties taken for the lulz. #
18:58 @FreeInElysium: HALT WHAT TRIBUTE DO YOU BRING FOR PHARAOH #
18:59 @xifeng: SOME MOTOR OIL AND OTHER SHIT, I KNOW LATIN PLZ GRANT ME AN AUDIENCE #