A Very Capslock Post

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I am EXHAUSTED. Also I DID NOT ASK FOR either a UTERUS or any SINUSES and DO NOT PARTICULARLY WANT EITHER ONE RIGHT NOW. I do not understand WHERE ALL THIS SNOT IS COMING FROM since I have been popping DAYQUIL all day. Is there some sort of PROCEDURE via which my sinuses might be CAUTERIZED or otherwise TAMPERED WITH so that they can NEVER PRODUCE MUCUS AGAIN? Seriously, it is not like POLLEN is going to DO ANYTHING to me.

This SUCKS ASS. I am GOING to BED before I have a GIANT SCREAMING MELTDOWN. Moreover, I APOLOGIZE for any REGRETTABLE but UNAVOIDABLE ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR on my part.