Occasionally Things Work Out Okay

[xifeng]

+ So I had my physical yesterday. I am going to be somewhat antsy until the bloodwork and the Pap return, because that's how I roll. In one of life's little ironies, I received my insurance card in the mail that very day...after I came back from the doctor's.

+ Turns out I didn't drop 15 pounds last year. I dropped 24. Whoa, my scale is way off.

+ I will continue to be getting the sweet, sweet Depo. As long as I have about four periods a year, I don't have to go off it. \o/

+ Speaking of: Dear uterus, I don't even like chocolate all that well, why are you constantly demanding it. Also is this your idea of a funny joke, bleeding before I have to get the Depo. Fuck you, I'mma settle your hash good. No love, Lee.

+ Assuming I don't totally suck at my job and get fired, I will also be giving myself the gift of complete and total reproductive attrition this summer, because my new insurance covers the sweet, sweet Essure. Please Zeus don't let me totally suck at my job and get fired before this can happen. FUCK YES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME~


That's all, folks.

Comments

[dethorats]

That sounds really great! And you should totally kick that scale for falling down on the job!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Well, it's just a home scale; I don't have enough money to spring for the fancy digital kind my doctor has. XD Ours is probably busted out from years of everybody standing on it in rapid succession.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

I am continuously impressed by how much you've managed to lose. I don't seem to have any discipline at all. I think you're more stubborn than me.

Having a period sucks. WORST PART OF BEING A WOMAN, EVER.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Actually, I did very little to deserve this other than exercise and take my meds. ^^; A lot of it is due to the PCOS; women with the condition become overweight as a result. (It's not something you get because you're overweight.)

One of the potential consequences of not having a period is uterine cancer. Which would also suck. WE CANNOT WIN.

[duokinneas.livejournal.com]

Yessssss! I'm so happy for you losing even more weight than you thought, and happy for the potential for you to permanently banish certain unwanted possibilities. ^^

YAY L33!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I am currently in the process of putting it all back on again, because my uterus hungers and I am shoveling down chips. ^^; Also, it would be exponentially more fun to feed your offspring sugar and then send them home than it would be to stand over mine and constantly discipline them! :D

Silly seahorse. ♥