Wilderness Tips

[xifeng]

A conversation I had last night with lolmom when we were both punchdrunk. We were talking about my wisdom teeth, since I finally got a referral from my dentist.

Lolmom: lol maybe u cans kepe ur teef n hav tehm in, liek, a neklas or sthg
l33: Yeah. I'll tell people I removed them myself.
Lolmom: lol
l33: In the wilderness. With a flint knife.
Lolmom: lolol ppl wil b impresst
l33: It will give off this nice "don't fuck with me" vibe.

You know, because my normal personality isn't offputting enough :D

Comments

[tara]

It's a pity you don't have any facial piercings, because I think a tooth nose ring or labret would REALLY give the vibe you're after ;)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I don't have any facial piercings YET ;) Though a tooth nose ring or labret would be pretty awesome, if I could find someone who made that sort of thing. I don't want to gauge anything, so I'd have to have tooth pieces made into jewelry :D

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

"I was gunna get me a ear."

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I totally would, if my ear needed to come off.

[the-dark-snack.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[serena-b.livejournal.com]

Lol. Best conversation ever, hehe.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I have to say, lolmom and I have had some of the most interesting conversations XD