A Thought Process

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-->WHERE ARE MY BOOKS AMAZON
-->WHERE ARE THEY
-->YOU SAID THEY WOULD COME TODAY
-->It is my first day off in more than a month and I want to read and I want to read my new Green Knowe book dammit
           ! I love Green Knowe as much as I did when I was a kid
           ??? how did I go almost 25 years without reading those books?
--> The mail is usually here by now
           ! let's go check
           !!! federal tax refund is here!
                * w33t
??? OKAY SO BOOKS??????
--> Sweet Jesus, what is taking so long
--> WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T COME TODAY
-->oh wait
-->I didn't check the mail yesterday
     * because I was schlepping the bedding in from the car and I couldn't do that and have a hand free to check the mail
-->so the tax check probably came yesterday
--> BUT STILL AMAZON
-->YOU SAID BY EIGHT O'CLOCK AND IT'S ALREADY AFTER FOUR
???I wonder if the Chocolate Moose is open