The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

I am sure this would have taken me less than the allotted two months if I hadn't become disgusted with some of the sentences and rewritten them, thus necessitating the rewriting of OTHER sentences that were basically about the same thing.

Speshful thanks to momo for her speshful help.

Fandom: The Iliad
Themeset: One
Rating: Hard R for language, warfare-related violence.
Warnings: Long, poorly-written, obsessive revisiting of some scenes over and over again. Also, language and warfare-related violence, for those who are offended by that.

( Klikkit. )

This piece really needs some work; it feels rushed, because I was in a hurry to get down everything I wanted to before the timer buzzed. I'm not really happy with it, but I suppose it's better than nothing. Anyway. Yukichi, aged 14 or 15. Big trouble brewing. Word of the day was "hide".

( More in Wang Xi-feng's Interminable Parade of Fictitious Samurai )

This is my father.

( Eat your vegetables or you'll die of scurvy. Or rickets. Or both. )