The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

So the sequence of events goes something like this.

1.) I view Steve, Don't Eat It! (Arguable work-safety; funny as hell, but some of these things are flat-out gross.) All of them are worth your time, but the inspiration for this post can be found here.

2.) dethorats and I have the following conversation on AIM:

( Natto! )

3.) H and I have the following e-mail exchange:

( After the jump, folks. WORK for your cultural exchange. )

4.) Everyone starts pretending they don't know me.

[EDIT: This has nothing at all to do with the content of this post, but apparently my cat doesn't like A Flock Of Seagulls because when "I Ran (So Far Away)" came up on my Winamp, she darted out from under the desk, where she usually sits on my feet.]

[EDIT to the EDIT: Still not relevant, but when the Beatles came on, the cat decided to come back under the desk and curl up and purr. In case you wanted to know about my cat's musical tastes.]