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Proof that there is no God: There is no tampon machine in the Union Co. courthouse building. Christ, even Hendo has a tampon machine.

This would not be of interest to me if I were not, as of today, on the proverbial rag. I was going to wait until my thirtieth birthday to have the lovely permanent sterilization procedure done, BUT I MIGHT NOT. (It can't be this year; I'm buying a car.)

Everything hurts, and at such times I wish I had a significant other who would rub my back for me, except I'm fundamentally too bitchy and ornery to attract one. I am bloated like an Alabama senator and liable to fly off the handle. I hate this. HAAAAAAAAAAAATE. With the FIERY BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND PITS OF HELL.

Also, I am a total fucking masochist, given the amount of work!responsibility I foolishly agreed to take on. At least I enjoy the unconditional love of my kitty, or what passes for unconditional love with cats; she's currently curled up on my foot, purring away. ♥
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Date: 2006-06-07 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shake-the-stars.livejournal.com
Awww, thanks. ^_^

Oooh, pretty icon. ♥

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