The Enduring Appeal of Atheism

[xifeng]

Proof that there is no God: There is no tampon machine in the Union Co. courthouse building. Christ, even Hendo has a tampon machine.

This would not be of interest to me if I were not, as of today, on the proverbial rag. I was going to wait until my thirtieth birthday to have the lovely permanent sterilization procedure done, BUT I MIGHT NOT. (It can't be this year; I'm buying a car.)

Everything hurts, and at such times I wish I had a significant other who would rub my back for me, except I'm fundamentally too bitchy and ornery to attract one. I am bloated like an Alabama senator and liable to fly off the handle. I hate this. HAAAAAAAAAAAATE. With the FIERY BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND PITS OF HELL.

Also, I am a total fucking masochist, given the amount of work!responsibility I foolishly agreed to take on. At least I enjoy the unconditional love of my kitty, or what passes for unconditional love with cats; she's currently curled up on my foot, purring away. ♥

Comments

[tara]

Ah, see, in Australia, we only have one brand of applicator tampons (Tampax) and people only tend to use them when they're first starting on tampons. Once they're used to them they swap to the main brands, which don't have applicators. It was something that Allegra found a bit weird when she was here.