FrankenFoot

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Okay, so remember how I fell in the shower last week and I banged up my right side from the thigh down?

My right foot has a huge bruise along the side, and it's horrendously bloated. (The bruise has faded from what it was, though.) I'm talking it-hurts-like-fuck-to-put-my-shoes-on bloated. The difference between it and my left foot is obvious even to an idiot. I don't really have a lot of bloating problems in the summer, except during Happy Fun Week every month, but this is bizarre.

Seriously, I'm about ready to lance my foot if it'll drain the excess whatever. I don't even know what causes the bloat, all I know is that I want it to, like, not be in my foot anymore.

Apropos of nothing, the current music was Our Song when Jared and I were dating. In case, like, zyphryus wanted to relive the Speeshul Memowies in case she sees this from England.

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Still, finger bloat can be pretty bad like that.

Ew, boils. I find I've had issues with ingrown hairs, but that usually goes away after a while. Oh, and zits, but in this weather what do you expect. And mosquito bites everywhere. Aaaaargh.

Oh, Cat. Whatever shall we do with you?