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[xifeng]

If I may sum up my weekend in one disjointed, capslocked phrase, BOOKS AND PAYCHECKS LOL.

I seem to have decided, despite all evidence to the contrary, that it would be a good idea to suggest that she be my w0m4n. This plan is almost certainly doomed to failure thanks to a variety of factors, and then you can all mock my emo wangst when same appears subsequently. I've just not settled on a decent time to do it; either Valentine's Day (yes, let's all be cheesy and corny and horribly cliché) or over the summer, which will have the bonus of a.) giving me some time to grow a pair and b.) making me feel a little less creepy about the whole enterprise.

I just think that if I don't do something, I'm going to have to watch her go out with someone else (AGAIN) and kick myself for, like, ever. I mean, yes, any relationship is necessarily going to have a time limit because I don't believe in The One and I'm not someone she should be with for the rest of her life (we would only make each other unhappy), but I do love her and I wish she'd let me walk with her a little way, even if I'm not there at the end of the road.

Love, it is a crock.

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[tara]

INSURANCE IS A POO TOO, THEN. A SLOPPY ONE AT THAT.

I think I've read enough to be fairly confident, even though I don't know her well. Let's face it, there's a reason you love her, and that reason is not that she's an intolerant bitch ;)

EW AESCHYLUS. *WANTS ARISTOPHANES*

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

INSURANCE IS A BIG SMELLY POO WITH CORN CHUNKS. THE KIND THAT BURNS AND STINGS AS IT COMES OUT. (Gross-Out: it's the Fun game that everybody on LJ can play!)

The reason is that I have no sense of self-preservation ;)

AESCHYLUS 0WNZ. BUT THEN SO DOES ARISTOPHANES.

[tara]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN UNHEALTHY POO :(

Ha, yes, that would probably apply to most of my past interests. I'm totally over the recent crush, though, which is good. It's amazing what a mention of drugs will do.

ARISTOPHANES PWNS AESCHYLUS BECAUSE HE TALKS ABOUT POOING AND AESCHYLUS DOESN'T.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT THE HUMAN BODY CAN'T PROCESS CORN PROPERLY :(

Your drugs are my babies. I scream like a little girl at the thought of commitment and forever and that.

THE ONES WHERE AESCHYLUS TALKS ABOUT POO(ING) MUST HAVE BEEN LOST IN ANTIQUITY.