OMG LYK URGENT PLEA OR SOMMAT

[xifeng]

I suffer from a rare but horrible disease that leaves me totally incapable of making up my own journal content. Thus, driley1, in the infinite kindness of his heart, has thoughtfully provided me with some prompts.

1.) Name five people, living, dead, or fictional, to be your ideal next-door neighbors.
Only five?

+ My friend H, he of natto fame, because we groove well together. (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.)
+ dethorats and her wench, brian_kun.
+ ukekenshin. Duh.
+ augustuscaesar.
...actually, this level of bitchin' might cause my neighborhood to explode.

2.) If you could have one superpower, what would you choose?
All of a sudden, the only answers I can think of are a.) crude, b.) immature, and/or c.) disturbing. Maybe that's my superpower. XD

3.) What is the longest distance you've traveled for your job?
The longest distance I've ever traveled since I've been self-employed has been about three hours one way (a tie between Greencastle, IN and Rockville, IN). The longest distance I've ever traveled, for any job ever, was about four, four and a half hours one way (to Springfield, IL for Continuing Professional Education).

4.) Do you pre-wash your dishes before loading them in the dishwasher?
Only if they're really filthy and scummy. Otherwise, I don't usually feel like usurping the dishwasher's place as my machine slave.

5.) If Tom Cruise knows the history of psychiatry, does Wilford Brimley know the history of endocrinology?
Definitely. In fact, Wilford Brimley is probably a better endocrinologist than Tom Cruise is a psychiatrist, since ol' Wilford is actually diabetic, whereas no one has yet conclusively proven that Tom is crazy. XD

Anyone who wants can have five questions gratis, free, and at no cost, just for the asking. :D

Comments

[tara]

You don't want me as a next door neighbour really. Not that long ago I was blasting the disco version of Beethoven's 5th ;)

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

You mean the one on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack? I have that one. *g*

[tara]

Haha, yes, that one. I ♥ that record so much.

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

I could move in instead of Tara!! Think of the possibilities!!! I could wake you up in the morning and have you do my chores, like ironing stuff, or doing my dishes, and then if you get mad at me I'll make sure to wake you up again later to ask you why??!! And then if you change your locks I'd call you, and when you don't answer your phone I'd call the police and smash in a window because for all I know you might be lying dead on the floor and then I'd be like, wow, Roman legionaries! Let's play house with the Mary Sues! It could be totally cool!

Also, questions, yay!

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

And then I'd totally have you arrested for breaking into my flat and playing with my toys rearranging my stuff! (And possibly eating my cake, if I have any!) But then I'd forgive you, 'cause I like cats! And we could all ride happily off into the sunset and eat othello cake! And abuse exclamation points!

Also, five questions just for you.

1.) Do androids dream of electric sheep?
2.) What is it that you study at university, anyway? I thought it was English at first, but now it seems to have a lot of law and business going on. (I know you hate Shakespeare, so I'm not too worried, but try to resist the temptation to reply, "A thing that hath no name!")
3.) Would you rather be stranded on a desert island for seven days with Mary Sudira, Princess Lady Aurora, or Ashley? Explain.
4.) Besides Fastelavn, what other exciting Danish holidays should I know about? So that I don't come off like an ignorant American pig dog, except by default.
5.) Is a filter called "Specially for Cats" without l33+ sp33k and other atrocities even worth having?

[journeymystery.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm friending you, hope you don't mind.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Sure, friend away. We allow that.

[journeymystery.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Hopefully you'll friend me back.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I don't always reciprocate, but even if I don't add you back, a.) you're not missing much, and b.) you're welcome to keep me on your flist if you want; I'm not one of those people who gets upset if they have non-reciprocal friends.

[journeymystery.livejournal.com]

fair enough.