Robot Holocaust

[xifeng]

Found via Four Stone Hearth. I figure some of you are sick and twisted enough to get a kick out of this.

However, I totally want a robot sommelier.

In terms of actual news, nothing to report, other than that my workload is about to be increased on account of Joy and I share a client and she is leaving to work for a new title company. I am told the client doesn't get that much in the counties Joy covered, so one hopes the transition will be relatively painless.

One hopes.

Comments

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

Eww, I hate the taste of robots. :6

What if I bring marzipan eggs to your lab? *waves package tantalizingly*

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Well ... I suppose it is only fair to substitute chips with marzipan eggs. I will also accept various chocolates (but no dark chocolate), sweets, othello cakes, cinnamon rolls, different cakes and cookies, other things made of marzipan, and money.

However, I will require of you to eat at least one robot while you're here.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I could just put the marzipan treats in the mail slot, thus eliminating the necessity for me to enter your lab (and thus the necessity for me to eat a robot).

*looks hopeful*

[forgottensanity.livejournal.com]

Nice try but in order to get to my mail slot you will have to get through the first barricade of robots. I think I'll let you eat Snifty. Stop by one of these days, I'll keep a napkin and cutlery ready for you.

But your desire to give me stuff for free is appreciated.

[shake-the-stars.livejournal.com]

I could just mail them. That would eliminate any necessity to drop by, let alone eat a robot.

Also, with a name like Snifty, he sounds like he might be too cute to eat.