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Everything that could go wrong last week did (the short summary: I broke the showerhead on Monday; I tried to make candy and wound up burning the almond bark and had to get more; I ran all over God's green acre and have no money and then on top of that I did not get my paycheck on Friday and so I couldn't get my car out of the shop because without that money I can't pay for the deductible). But it's the weekend now, and X-chan has just arrived from Parts Unknown and is currently sleeping off her jet lag, and none of the other shit matters anymore.

H sent me flowers, which arrived today quite unexpectedly (I had already gone to the post office to pick up the other things he sent me, which I had to sign for, and am now richer by 2000 yen).

Nobody, in all my life, has ever, ever sent me flowers before.

I love flowers.

It is harder than you might think to find the words to tell someone that he is, easily, the most wonderful person you have ever met in your entire life, especially when your standard expressions of love/affection tend to sound like, "Yo, [livejournal.com profile] dethorats! I'm going to skewer you alive and then put fire ants up your nose!" or "Goddammit, [livejournal.com profile] imperfectkatoru, I'm going to kick your ass." I've spent almost four hours trying to figure it out, which isn't working, and I think the thing to do may be to come out and say it.

In conclusion, YAY.

Date: 2007-12-24 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
Dude, fire ants up the nose is totally metal. Ozzy and Motley Crue totally had ant snorting contests back in the 80s. SO THANK YOU Mon Frere for this great affection!

In other news, the karmic balance here is also at an interesting crux. Or that could just be sleep deprivation talking. Anyways, YAY FLOWERS, and I am so totally going to submit you to Chinese water torture and then have you drawn and quartered by rabid hyenas.

Date: 2007-12-28 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shake-the-stars.livejournal.com
Didn't Ozzy get busted for snorting fire ants? Right around the time he peed on the Alamo? XD

I suspect it probably is sleep deprivation, knowing you, but the karmic balance has swung back the other way as my life sucks at the moment. (Is it sad that part of me kind of hopes I get fired? It would suck, but would also be totally pimp at the same time, at least for a couple of days. XD)

Awww, thanks for the rabid hyenas! They show you care!

To the stocks with you, where you may be mocked and pelted with filth by midgets in funny costumes. XD

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