xifeng | lol twittering

08:09 Jesus. I was supposed to be up 2.5 hours ago. Christ, l33! #
08:14 Found my earrings. Win! :D #
08:41 I used to have a purple bra back in the day. Wonder where it went. #
09:10 Damn it, it's always the right earlobe. #
09:37 Donkey basketball: greatest sport 3v4r. #
11:22 I do not know this good taste of which you speak. :D #
12:07 The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step. Or something. #
12:22 This is the third resume (over a period of over a year, but) I've sent to these numbnuts. Who I gotta fuck to get an interview?! #
15:15 Awdsome. Mom scored some peacock feathers off one of the other nice middle-aged Catholic ladies. #
16:22 Love my denim skirt. Don't love getting stuck to the vinyl cushions on some of our chairs. #
18:08 Crap. We're out of charcoal. #
19:39 Mmmm zucchini chips. #