The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

In an act of solidarity with queen_lily_rose, and because it's National Invisible Chronic Illness Awareness Week:

( Hi. I'm l33, and I have invisible chronic illnesses. I may also have TMI hidden behind the cut, so proceed at your own risk. )

Also, because only ukekenshin can prevent lung fires, or thinks she can: as of the end of August, it was four years since my last cigarette.