The Dangerous Existence of Madame Lee

Running commentary:

1.) YAY BOOKS :D
2.) YAY FOR BEING ABLE TO KIND OF WRITE STUFF (even though it's on the "secondary novel", which is the one that doesn't have a set plan and I just write the dumbest shit that I wish I wasn't writing but fleshing out the world is fun)
3.) I have learnt that "He Moved Through the Fair" makes me want to be thirteen again so I can cry soppily over it. Curse you, queen_lily_rose!
4.) I am not getting enough sleep lately.
5.) I would make another comment here but it's raunchy and nobody wants to hear it and you'd all be better served if I don't say anything.
6.) H wrote! :DDDDD
7.) I'm in ur jurnaleng w3bstie sp4mm1n ur fr3nz page :D
8.) And in the spirit of driley1, I would encourage you to accept Tom Cruise as your personal savior, if for some ungodly reason you haven't done so already. Infidels.
9.) Oh, and in the spirit of dethorats whose recent Metalocalypse fic is totally bitchin', WOLF VOMIT IS SO TOTALLY METAL.
10.) I wonder how much of this will still be funny tomorrow.
11.) Okay, I need to log off and go to bed now.